I’M BACK…….
June 3, 2008
Welcome to the new….MY SO CALLED 2ND LIFE website….I thought I would get a quick post in here to get things rolling. I have to say I LOVE my new site, so modern and sleek, like me, of course……a big shout out to myself for thinking of it! Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I do.. and I want to thank my mom who always pushed me to do better with such memorable quotes as…”Damn my head is spinning from those painkillers”
Rita
My Pussy
June 29, 2008
Ok…Ok….everyone keeps asking to see my Pussy Shots, so I went ahead a posted them on the ECT page. Check it out…if you have to.
Rita
All Wet
June 28, 2008
I don’t want to be a wet noodle, but the New York City Waterfalls is…well….boring as hell. Yeah for a whole 5 minutes its cool and then its like…”look mom a dead pidgeon!”…. I mean really what were they thinking?…If it was 100 waterfalls then it would be interesting, but this group?..nah…Maybe they should have horses jumping through it or colored lights or mermaids or something to spruce it up a bit…..and the cost!…god…..Just to prove my point I took my top off and my boyfriend poured glasses of water over my breasts….IN SECONDS..hundreds of people had gathered around us and were taking pictures!…..Now THATS a tourist attraction!
Rita
I’m Fuckin Tired
June 27, 2008
Well that about sums it up doesn’t it?…….just a quick post for all you losers who have nothing else to do but wait for me to say something amazing…like every time I open my mouth…duh.
Saw Sarah Michelle Geller walking in the West Village the other day…..LOOKIN GOOD!…..she looked beautiful….blond and beautiful……also saw Jennifer Collins, who is staring in Dangerous Liaison’s….the broadway show about every date I have ever gone on….Oh, My Bad….its LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES,..excuse me…….the French are so fancy. Speaking of French, while kissing my boyfriend last night he had the strangest taste in his mouth!…..gave me an idea for a new game show….contestants have to run their tongues around the inside of their teammates mouths and guess what they have just been eating…sounds good to me!……..On the topic of reality TV, which I hate, unless its about me, what ever happened to Blow Me or Lets Buy Blow, or Lets Get Blown?…or whatever that show was called…..I guess it just Blew Away….lol.
Rita
Weekend
June 23, 2008
Gosh, it’s already Monday…..It has rained all weekend on and off…..I’m getting use to the new weather patterns created by having George Bush as our President for to long…….Manhattan is starting to look so much like a rain forest that I ordered a Pygmy Tribe from National Geographic and I will be releasing them in the park across the street from my apt…..
Had dinner at Tokyo Bar…yum….also had dinner at Matsugen…yuck. Oh also ate at Lucky Strike, one of my favorite brunch spots…..I do like to eat, thank god I am blessed with a perfect body that keeps my weight at a perfect point…sigh…PERFECT…..don’t be jealous.
Because my extreme beauty takes a lot of sleep to keep it at its peak, I was very concerned that the past few days I was having trouble in the sleep department. Thank god I grew up in a household where my mother always had a remedy for something and in this case it was AMBIEN. Ahhh…..its like having a baby nurse lull you to sleep….Its quite amazing…you take this little pill and …POOF….before you know it its morning and you look and feel groggy and all out of sorts and you stay crabby and miserable all day long. I love it.
Rita
Give It To Me…
June 21, 2008
It’s Mae West…no….it’s Marilyn from The Last Sitting….no…its.its.its….MADONNAS new fuckin kick ass video, Give It To Me….I LOVE it!…..Madge is all over it in this great smash of images…I would even go out on a limb.(and I dont often, unless it’s for sex). and say its one of her bestest of all time., there I said it….live with it.
PS….the hot boy in it isnt bad either…..
Rita
Scientists Find Ice In My Freezer!
June 21, 2008
After a few tense minutes walking from my living room to the kitchen and locating the refrigerator it was confirmed earlier today that…..ICE WAS INDEED FOUND IN MY FREEZER. The ice will be flown back to the labs for NASA to determine if it could have provided a base for susstaining life……….hmmmm, I don’t know, I’m the first tenant in this unit and I have to say I think I would have noticed someone or something living in my refrigerator……but you never know!
Rita
Bored Teens
June 20, 2008
I was shocked to read the following article. Imagine just thirty miles outside the most exciting city on earth, high school girls made a pact to get pregnant…….wow……I mean if they were that bored they could have just taken the short drive into Boston and had a hell of a time……..thank god I only had boyfriends in school, and they NEVER wanted me to get pregnant!
Rita
Boston Does It!
June 18, 2008
Well the Boston Celtics won the title last night….great game boys!…..everyone knows how I feel about Boston (the city) but I’m so happy for the team…I was jumping out of my seat yelling like a crazed chick on Redbull. Basketball players have to be some of the sexiest athletes around, don’t you think….I usually sit courtside and try to distract the opposing team with my Dirty Pillows…..doesn’t always work, but the hot dog vendors love me.
Rita
Todays Rants
June 17, 2008
Ok…Presidential wannabe John McCain wants to lift the ban on offshore drilling…is this man insane or what…I guess at a certain age you just spout shit all over the place without thinking…..isn’t that called Tourettes?
Why do women with strollers think they own the sidewalk?…..maybe cities should think about developing stroller lanes so they have a place to walk or in most cases stop and talk. No more than two strollers at a time should be allowed to stop…over that a ticket/fine should be given out.
isn’t throwing your cigarette butt on the ground littering?
Rita
