Morandi
July 31, 2008
Had dinner last night at Morandi, I think its Italian for LOUD….Now don’t get me wrong I love being loud..esp. in the bedroom..but this was over the top…my grandfather who was drunk actually took his hearing aid out, stood up and proclaimed..I CAN HEAR AGAIN…It was very funny.
There was an extremely loud table behind us with one of those shrill voiced girls..she must do voice overs..who was so loud that three other diners came over to their table and asked her to be quite!….then the Host came over and they called him a DICK!…funny that’s not what I thought his name was, oh well….what fun…unfortunately no big bar room brawl ensued though i tried to instigate one by throwing cash their way and yelling..SLUG HER….great time!
….try the Lemon Pasta….yum….its like Lemon Meringue Pie with cheese sprinkled on top.
Rita
A Perfect Couple
July 18, 2008
Went to see the Off Broadway show A Perfect Couple last night….I was shocked to find out it WASNT about me and anyone I have ever dated, but I have to say it was very good. The beginning was a little slow, and my gummy bears kept sticking to my teeth…which presented a problem since I was sitting in the front row….but lucky for me no one in the cast was distracted by my mouth picking.
The show is about relationships and how we figure out the correct path we are suppose to take in life. I for one have never had that problem…If a man has money I date him..If he doesnt I dont. Simple, simple, simple…..Makes for a Rich and enjoyable time.
The show has a limited run so if you’re going you better get started.
Rita
Amazon Streaming Video!
July 17, 2008
There’s nothing better than “Instant”…..well, except instant coffee….Amazon.com today launched a streaming video service and so far I love it……it’s like being at the movies but without my boyfriends hand up my skirt.
The service lets you instantly view a preview of what you’re trying to buy….I tried it out with an episode of WEEDS….I was shocked to find out weed was a reference to marijuana!…..I thought it was going to be about lawn care…anyway…..It worked flawlessly…(like me, of course)…The picture started up right away, looked and sounded great….The only downside is you can’t pick your picture size….and you know its all about size ……which means there wasn’t a widescreen option….I quickly fired off an email and complained about that. I was able to use my TV remote to fix that problem, though really it should be available through the program.
Anyway, a big shout out to ENGADGET for alerting me to a new way to waste my time….at least I can sit up for this one…..
Rita
Lets Ruin The Planet!
July 14, 2008
President Bush is set to lift the executive ban on offshore drilling today. OF course he has no clue what he is talking about and probably thinks its some sort of dental procedure. I’m glad he will go down..not soon enough..as the worst President we have ever had….maybe we can put him on some piece of ice in the Arctic and watch as it slowly melts…hope he has water wings…not really.
Insomniacs Rejoice!
July 14, 2008
The Health Department has issued a stern warning to all motorists traveling on the FDR Drive near the Brooklyn Bridge. The Department is urging all drivers to not look at the Waterfalls Exhibit due to the extreme danger of instantly falling asleep……In related news Doctors have been seen recording footage of the falls in action and are reportedly selling these videos as sleep aids to their patients!….I have started wearing blinders while traveling that particular patch of roadway.
No Insult-ee Chinese
July 6, 2008
Pappy, err, President Bush, says the Chinese would be insulted if we boycott the Olympics…ahh, hey dumb-ass thats the point.
Rita
Live From Fripp Island…
July 6, 2008
…went Kayaking yesterday for three hours!…wow.!…..the first five min in the water I fell out of the boat!….I was so embarrassed, since I had just questioned the “nature” specialist who was accompanying us about how often does someone fall out….oh well, we all know I look great in a wet tee shirt!………Some dolphins swam up next to my boat and i regurgitated some fish for them and we became friends…..It was a great workout and I cant wait to join the kayaking club in NYC..is there one? Its really beautiful here, except for the snakes, spiders and alligators…..cant we have a Nature Preserve without any nature?……UnNature Preserve anyone?
Rita
My Bday!
July 3, 2008
Yes its that time of year again…MY BDAY…..I know everyone has been having trouble calling me, but the lines have been crazy busy!…..everyone has been calling or sending money all day long….keep it coming. I’m staying at my beach estate and getting a little tan so i look even more amazing!…hard to do though you know.
My boyfriend spent thousands on me and I cant say I’m not worth it!….I guess I will have to give him a little bday present of his own later…..
Have a happy fourth of July and keep sending me money!
Rita
Weekend Update
July 1, 2008
No sex this weekend, my back was killing me…..from the sex during the week..lol
Had dinner at LAN and Tokyo Bar and lunch at Sobaya…….yes, yes, yes….Japanese all weekend long….what can I say..so what….It keeps my extremely amazing figure in an extreme state of amazingness!….Did you ever see a fat Japanese?..NO.
We reloaded Diablo II and have been playing all weekend…this was in response to the announcement of Diablo III coming!…..Of course I play in a scanty demon outfit….the neighbors love me!..of course….
Dusted off my old D30 Cannon camera…..I forgot how much I love a big lens in my hands…..thank god I dont need the zoom in my house……Getting my picture taking skills down for my trip to Iceland this summer….those Icelandic boys don’t know whats about to hit them….Icecapades anyone?
CNN is reporting that over fifty percent of suicides are from using a gun….DUH….who has time to learn that stupid knot?
Traffic accidents continue to mount on the FDR Drive as motorists view the Waterfalls Exhibit and are promptly put to sleep.
Rita
