Buzzyboy
April 4, 2009
on April 2nd, my beloved cat of 18 years, BUZZ, passed away. I found him one summer. He was wandering the streets of Manhattans Meat Packing District. He walked right over to me and I scooped him up and took him home. He was a wonderful, funny boy that would eat everything including tortilla chips, which were his favorite treat. He will always travel in my heart and I will truly miss him.
I’M BACK…….
June 3, 2008
Welcome to the new….MY SO CALLED 2ND LIFE website….I thought I would get a quick post in here to get things rolling. I have to say I LOVE my new site, so modern and sleek, like me, of course……a big shout out to myself for thinking of it! Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I do.. and I want to thank my mom who always pushed me to do better with such memorable quotes as…”Damn my head is spinning from those painkillers”
Rita
Omen..oh my
April 6, 2009
Went back to OMEN last night and i have to say it was a little bit disapointing and very expensive. I use to love this place but i have become so addicted to GREENWICH GRILL its hard for me to go here any longer. Oh well…no cute guys anyway.
I’m All-A-Twitter
April 5, 2009
Oh my god…forgive me..I didn’t realize…TWITTER is like a every good pain killer my doctor ever prescribed but its FREE and I can take it all day without any side effects!…..YIPPEE.
Please find me on TWITTER and send me all your most important everyday moments…who knows maybe we will start a Greetings Card Company!
Im coming back!
April 4, 2009
Wow. Its been a long time but I am finally getting my fabulous, trim, super in shape, envy of everyone BUTT in gear for some serious updating …..stay tuned!
Morandi
July 31, 2008
Had dinner last night at Morandi, I think its Italian for LOUD….Now don’t get me wrong I love being loud..esp. in the bedroom..but this was over the top…my grandfather who was drunk actually took his hearing aid out, stood up and proclaimed..I CAN HEAR AGAIN…It was very funny.
There was an extremely loud table behind us with one of those shrill voiced girls..she must do voice overs..who was so loud that three other diners came over to their table and asked her to be quite!….then the Host came over and they called him a DICK!…funny that’s not what I thought his name was, oh well….what fun…unfortunately no big bar room brawl ensued though i tried to instigate one by throwing cash their way and yelling..SLUG HER….great time!
….try the Lemon Pasta….yum….its like Lemon Meringue Pie with cheese sprinkled on top.
Rita
A Perfect Couple
July 18, 2008
Went to see the Off Broadway show A Perfect Couple last night….I was shocked to find out it WASNT about me and anyone I have ever dated, but I have to say it was very good. The beginning was a little slow, and my gummy bears kept sticking to my teeth…which presented a problem since I was sitting in the front row….but lucky for me no one in the cast was distracted by my mouth picking.
The show is about relationships and how we figure out the correct path we are suppose to take in life. I for one have never had that problem…If a man has money I date him..If he doesnt I dont. Simple, simple, simple…..Makes for a Rich and enjoyable time.
The show has a limited run so if you’re going you better get started.
Rita
Amazon Streaming Video!
July 17, 2008
There’s nothing better than “Instant”…..well, except instant coffee….Amazon.com today launched a streaming video service and so far I love it……it’s like being at the movies but without my boyfriends hand up my skirt.
The service lets you instantly view a preview of what you’re trying to buy….I tried it out with an episode of WEEDS….I was shocked to find out weed was a reference to marijuana!…..I thought it was going to be about lawn care…anyway…..It worked flawlessly…(like me, of course)…The picture started up right away, looked and sounded great….The only downside is you can’t pick your picture size….and you know its all about size ……which means there wasn’t a widescreen option….I quickly fired off an email and complained about that. I was able to use my TV remote to fix that problem, though really it should be available through the program.
Anyway, a big shout out to ENGADGET for alerting me to a new way to waste my time….at least I can sit up for this one…..
Rita
Lets Ruin The Planet!
July 14, 2008
President Bush is set to lift the executive ban on offshore drilling today. OF course he has no clue what he is talking about and probably thinks its some sort of dental procedure. I’m glad he will go down..not soon enough..as the worst President we have ever had….maybe we can put him on some piece of ice in the Arctic and watch as it slowly melts…hope he has water wings…not really.
Insomniacs Rejoice!
July 14, 2008
The Health Department has issued a stern warning to all motorists traveling on the FDR Drive near the Brooklyn Bridge. The Department is urging all drivers to not look at the Waterfalls Exhibit due to the extreme danger of instantly falling asleep……In related news Doctors have been seen recording footage of the falls in action and are reportedly selling these videos as sleep aids to their patients!….I have started wearing blinders while traveling that particular patch of roadway.
