Buzzyboy
April 4, 2009
on April 2nd, my beloved cat of 18 years, BUZZ, passed away. I found him one summer. He was wandering the streets of Manhattans Meat Packing District. He walked right over to me and I scooped him up and took him home. He was a wonderful, funny boy that would eat everything including tortilla chips, which were his favorite treat. He will always travel in my heart and I will truly miss him.
Omen..oh my
April 6, 2009
Went back to OMEN last night and i have to say it was a little bit disapointing and very expensive. I use to love this place but i have become so addicted to GREENWICH GRILL its hard for me to go here any longer. Oh well…no cute guys anyway.
I’m All-A-Twitter
April 5, 2009
Oh my god…forgive me..I didn’t realize…TWITTER is like a every good pain killer my doctor ever prescribed but its FREE and I can take it all day without any side effects!…..YIPPEE.
Please find me on TWITTER and send me all your most important everyday moments…who knows maybe we will start a Greetings Card Company!
Im coming back!
April 4, 2009
Wow. Its been a long time but I am finally getting my fabulous, trim, super in shape, envy of everyone BUTT in gear for some serious updating …..stay tuned!
A Perfect Couple
July 18, 2008
Went to see the Off Broadway show A Perfect Couple last night….I was shocked to find out it WASNT about me and anyone I have ever dated, but I have to say it was very good. The beginning was a little slow, and my gummy bears kept sticking to my teeth…which presented a problem since I was sitting in the front row….but lucky for me no one in the cast was distracted by my mouth picking.
The show is about relationships and how we figure out the correct path we are suppose to take in life. I for one have never had that problem…If a man has money I date him..If he doesnt I dont. Simple, simple, simple…..Makes for a Rich and enjoyable time.
The show has a limited run so if you’re going you better get started.
Rita
Amazon Streaming Video!
July 17, 2008
There’s nothing better than “Instant”…..well, except instant coffee….Amazon.com today launched a streaming video service and so far I love it……it’s like being at the movies but without my boyfriends hand up my skirt.
The service lets you instantly view a preview of what you’re trying to buy….I tried it out with an episode of WEEDS….I was shocked to find out weed was a reference to marijuana!…..I thought it was going to be about lawn care…anyway…..It worked flawlessly…(like me, of course)…The picture started up right away, looked and sounded great….The only downside is you can’t pick your picture size….and you know its all about size ……which means there wasn’t a widescreen option….I quickly fired off an email and complained about that. I was able to use my TV remote to fix that problem, though really it should be available through the program.
Anyway, a big shout out to ENGADGET for alerting me to a new way to waste my time….at least I can sit up for this one…..
Rita
Lets Ruin The Planet!
July 14, 2008
President Bush is set to lift the executive ban on offshore drilling today. OF course he has no clue what he is talking about and probably thinks its some sort of dental procedure. I’m glad he will go down..not soon enough..as the worst President we have ever had….maybe we can put him on some piece of ice in the Arctic and watch as it slowly melts…hope he has water wings…not really.
Insomniacs Rejoice!
July 14, 2008
The Health Department has issued a stern warning to all motorists traveling on the FDR Drive near the Brooklyn Bridge. The Department is urging all drivers to not look at the Waterfalls Exhibit due to the extreme danger of instantly falling asleep……In related news Doctors have been seen recording footage of the falls in action and are reportedly selling these videos as sleep aids to their patients!….I have started wearing blinders while traveling that particular patch of roadway.
No Insult-ee Chinese
July 6, 2008
Pappy, err, President Bush, says the Chinese would be insulted if we boycott the Olympics…ahh, hey dumb-ass thats the point.
Rita
Live From Fripp Island…
July 6, 2008
…went Kayaking yesterday for three hours!…wow.!…..the first five min in the water I fell out of the boat!….I was so embarrassed, since I had just questioned the “nature” specialist who was accompanying us about how often does someone fall out….oh well, we all know I look great in a wet tee shirt!………Some dolphins swam up next to my boat and i regurgitated some fish for them and we became friends…..It was a great workout and I cant wait to join the kayaking club in NYC..is there one? Its really beautiful here, except for the snakes, spiders and alligators…..cant we have a Nature Preserve without any nature?……UnNature Preserve anyone?
Rita
