No Insult-ee Chinese
July 6, 2008
Pappy, err, President Bush, says the Chinese would be insulted if we boycott the Olympics…ahh, hey dumb-ass thats the point.
Rita
Live From Fripp Island…
July 6, 2008
…went Kayaking yesterday for three hours!…wow.!…..the first five min in the water I fell out of the boat!….I was so embarrassed, since I had just questioned the “nature” specialist who was accompanying us about how often does someone fall out….oh well, we all know I look great in a wet tee shirt!………Some dolphins swam up next to my boat and i regurgitated some fish for them and we became friends…..It was a great workout and I cant wait to join the kayaking club in NYC..is there one? Its really beautiful here, except for the snakes, spiders and alligators…..cant we have a Nature Preserve without any nature?……UnNature Preserve anyone?
Rita
My Bday!
July 3, 2008
Yes its that time of year again…MY BDAY…..I know everyone has been having trouble calling me, but the lines have been crazy busy!…..everyone has been calling or sending money all day long….keep it coming. I’m staying at my beach estate and getting a little tan so i look even more amazing!…hard to do though you know.
My boyfriend spent thousands on me and I cant say I’m not worth it!….I guess I will have to give him a little bday present of his own later…..
Have a happy fourth of July and keep sending me money!
Rita
Weekend Update
July 1, 2008
No sex this weekend, my back was killing me…..from the sex during the week..lol
Had dinner at LAN and Tokyo Bar and lunch at Sobaya…….yes, yes, yes….Japanese all weekend long….what can I say..so what….It keeps my extremely amazing figure in an extreme state of amazingness!….Did you ever see a fat Japanese?..NO.
We reloaded Diablo II and have been playing all weekend…this was in response to the announcement of Diablo III coming!…..Of course I play in a scanty demon outfit….the neighbors love me!..of course….
Dusted off my old D30 Cannon camera…..I forgot how much I love a big lens in my hands…..thank god I dont need the zoom in my house……Getting my picture taking skills down for my trip to Iceland this summer….those Icelandic boys don’t know whats about to hit them….Icecapades anyone?
CNN is reporting that over fifty percent of suicides are from using a gun….DUH….who has time to learn that stupid knot?
Traffic accidents continue to mount on the FDR Drive as motorists view the Waterfalls Exhibit and are promptly put to sleep.
Rita
My Pussy
June 29, 2008
Ok…Ok….everyone keeps asking to see my Pussy Shots, so I went ahead a posted them on the ECT page. Check it out…if you have to.
Rita
All Wet
June 28, 2008
I don’t want to be a wet noodle, but the New York City Waterfalls is…well….boring as hell. Yeah for a whole 5 minutes its cool and then its like…”look mom a dead pidgeon!”…. I mean really what were they thinking?…If it was 100 waterfalls then it would be interesting, but this group?..nah…Maybe they should have horses jumping through it or colored lights or mermaids or something to spruce it up a bit…..and the cost!…god…..Just to prove my point I took my top off and my boyfriend poured glasses of water over my breasts….IN SECONDS..hundreds of people had gathered around us and were taking pictures!…..Now THATS a tourist attraction!
Rita
I’m Fuckin Tired
June 27, 2008
Well that about sums it up doesn’t it?…….just a quick post for all you losers who have nothing else to do but wait for me to say something amazing…like every time I open my mouth…duh.
Saw Sarah Michelle Geller walking in the West Village the other day…..LOOKIN GOOD!…..she looked beautiful….blond and beautiful……also saw Jennifer Collins, who is staring in Dangerous Liaison’s….the broadway show about every date I have ever gone on….Oh, My Bad….its LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES,..excuse me…….the French are so fancy. Speaking of French, while kissing my boyfriend last night he had the strangest taste in his mouth!…..gave me an idea for a new game show….contestants have to run their tongues around the inside of their teammates mouths and guess what they have just been eating…sounds good to me!……..On the topic of reality TV, which I hate, unless its about me, what ever happened to Blow Me or Lets Buy Blow, or Lets Get Blown?…or whatever that show was called…..I guess it just Blew Away….lol.
Rita
Weekend
June 23, 2008
Gosh, it’s already Monday…..It has rained all weekend on and off…..I’m getting use to the new weather patterns created by having George Bush as our President for to long…….Manhattan is starting to look so much like a rain forest that I ordered a Pygmy Tribe from National Geographic and I will be releasing them in the park across the street from my apt…..
Had dinner at Tokyo Bar…yum….also had dinner at Matsugen…yuck. Oh also ate at Lucky Strike, one of my favorite brunch spots…..I do like to eat, thank god I am blessed with a perfect body that keeps my weight at a perfect point…sigh…PERFECT…..don’t be jealous.
Because my extreme beauty takes a lot of sleep to keep it at its peak, I was very concerned that the past few days I was having trouble in the sleep department. Thank god I grew up in a household where my mother always had a remedy for something and in this case it was AMBIEN. Ahhh…..its like having a baby nurse lull you to sleep….Its quite amazing…you take this little pill and …POOF….before you know it its morning and you look and feel groggy and all out of sorts and you stay crabby and miserable all day long. I love it.
Rita
Give It To Me…
June 21, 2008
It’s Mae West…no….it’s Marilyn from The Last Sitting….no…its.its.its….MADONNAS new fuckin kick ass video, Give It To Me….I LOVE it!…..Madge is all over it in this great smash of images…I would even go out on a limb.(and I dont often, unless it’s for sex). and say its one of her bestest of all time., there I said it….live with it.
PS….the hot boy in it isnt bad either…..
Rita
Scientists Find Ice In My Freezer!
June 21, 2008
After a few tense minutes walking from my living room to the kitchen and locating the refrigerator it was confirmed earlier today that…..ICE WAS INDEED FOUND IN MY FREEZER. The ice will be flown back to the labs for NASA to determine if it could have provided a base for susstaining life……….hmmmm, I don’t know, I’m the first tenant in this unit and I have to say I think I would have noticed someone or something living in my refrigerator……but you never know!
Rita
